How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.