Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...