Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...