Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...