Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...