Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...