The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...