What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...