Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...