How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...