Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....