The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...