Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...