Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...