Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...