Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...