redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...