Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...