Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...