Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.