Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...