Worm your way out of that one!
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Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Some useful bits of info!
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Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...