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Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
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Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Blonde quickies 1-20
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