You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...