At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...