Homework
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....