Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Power of the Internet
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Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Stupid Insults 1/31
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Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...