The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...