Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...