Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...