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A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
play bingo
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Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...