THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.