Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...