Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...