Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...