Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...