Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!