“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...