What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
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What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!