Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Grocery shopping
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