Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...