Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...