Bad News, Good News, Great News…
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Is there a way to thank you?
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Definition of a Wife!
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Yo mama is so hairy
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Cattle Herders
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Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
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A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...