The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...