Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.