Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...