Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...