Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....