Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Why do mice have long tails?
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A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...