Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.